December 2011
8 posts
T'was the Night of Christmas, and everything was...
myw1fe: malignantlayton: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OH MAN I THINK YOU SHOULD GO GET THAT CHECKED AT THE DOCTORS I WILL MURDER YOU
Dec 26th
34 notes
T'was the Night of Christmas, and everything was...
myw1fe: malignantlayton: I WILL MURDER YOU IN A FIRE MADE FROM THE TEARS YOU SHED AFTER I MURDER YOU WOW MAN THAT GUN REMINDS ME OF SOMETHING DOES IT REMIND YOU OF ANYTHING MAN? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Dec 26th
34 notes
T'was the Night of Christmas, and everything was...
myw1fe: malignantlayton: I WILL MURDER YOU IN A FIRE MADE FROM THE TEARS YOU SHED AFTER I MURDER YOU
Dec 26th
34 notes
T'was the Night of Christmas, and everything was...
myw1fe: malignantlayton: DON’T TOUCH ME I DON’T EVEN TOUCH MYSELF It looks like you’re touching me man! HaHA!
Dec 26th
34 notes
T'was the Night of Christmas, and everything was...
myw1fe: malignantlayton: Aww I didn’t know you wanted a kiss so badly! Go ahead! DON’T TOUCH ME I DON’T EVEN TOUCH MYSELF
Dec 26th
34 notes
T'was the Night of Christmas, and everything was...
myw1fe: malignantlayton: GOD FUCKING DON’T TOUCH MY SHIT OR I WILL CASTRATE YOU Hey man! Glad you could make it to the party! You ran outta pudding, I think you should go get some more or something man!
Dec 26th
34 notes
1 tag
OKAY NO SERIOUSLY WHAT ARE YOU ALL PLAYING AT
WHENEVER I DON’T  GO ON FOR LONG PERIODS OF TIME I SEEM TO GAIN FOLLOWERS WHY IS THAT DO YOU ALL JUST FOLLOW ME TO CHECK ON MY INACTIVITY “OH HEY LOOK THE NECKLESS GUY ISN’T POSTING ANYMORE HAHAHAHAHA MAYBE HE WENT AND GOT HIS CAR CRASHED INTO A PLANE AND DROWNED HAHAHAHAHA” WELL FUCK YOU GO BURN IN SEMEN
Dec 26th
3 notes
T'was the Night of Christmas, and everything was...
myw1fe: Until My Wife decided to throw an annual Christmas party at Malignant Layton’s house! “Everyone’s invited man!” exclaimed My Wife to everyone who listened. “And everyone must come….” “Or else….” “JUST JOKING MAN! But you should come anyway.” GOD FUCKING DON’T TOUCH MY SHIT OR I WILL CASTRATE YOU
Dec 26th
34 notes
November 2011
1 post
Nov 4th
6 notes
October 2011
19 posts
1 tag
New Professor Layton RP Group! →
ginkotastic: Please check it out if you’d be interested!  We just got started so lots of characters are open.  Be sure to read the rules!
Oct 26th
38 notes
4 tags
So I was locked out of my house
God I don’t even know how long I was out there, it was the boy so I tied a rope around his leg and swung him at birds for a while.
Oct 26th
8 notes
1 tag
I-- I JUST--
I NEED TO I JUST I’M GOING TO LIE DOWN WITH SOME PUDDING SHOTS IF ANYONE ASKS THERE’S A FAN IN MY ROOM THAT SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE CRYING
Oct 22nd
9 notes
2 tags
"Oh my..."
sonofagentleman: laytonkyouju started following you the-mysterious-duke-of-folsense started following you yomieru started following you malignantlayton started following you ——- “Well, this is quite the surprise. I’ve suddenly gained four followers simply by posting a photo of myself.” Alphendi then scratched at his chin, raising an eyebrow. “I wonder why on earth they decided to do so....
Oct 22nd
7 notes
Anonymous asked: are you an alcoholic
Oct 22nd
5 notes
1 tag
hawkwardteen: professor layton more like professor HAS A KID NOW  
Oct 22nd
8 notes
2 tags
Oct 21st
84 notes
Anonymous asked: .../touch
Oct 21st
1 note
Anonymous asked: You can come to my house, Mister Layton! It's got cuddles and hugs and pudding.
Oct 21st
1 note
2 tags
Oct 21st
26 notes
2 tags
Oct 21st
17 notes
1 tag
Oct 21st
15 notes
4 tags
Oct 21st
35 notes
1 tag
Oct 21st
46 notes
Oct 21st
39 notes
Anonymous asked: dude other you has like a kid now
Oct 21st
7 notes
2 tags
Oct 2nd
5 notes
1 tag
mylittlefluttershy replied to your post: Well, tumblr, it’s been a while Love and tolerance, mister neckless layton
Oct 2nd
5 notes
Well, tumblr, it's been a while
Time to see how many followers i gained THIS ti— oh I actually lost some WELL FUCK YOU THEN
Oct 2nd
5 notes
August 2011
13 posts
profesorlaytone asked: layton
Aug 20th
3 notes
treite asked: why are your arms so thin. did you ever go through puberty
Aug 20th
5 notes
3 tags
AWW YISS BODY PART PARTY
laytonsnonexistentneck: malignantlayton: laytonsnonexistentneck: malignantlayton: laytonsnonexistentneck: malignantlayton: laytonsmalignantgrowth: B) DICKFUCK DROWN IN FIRE B)  I HOPE YOU DIE CHOKING ON YOUR VAGINA   #DO IT #FUCK MY INTESTINES #DO IT  
Aug 20th
18 notes
1 tag
AWW YISS BODY PART PARTY
laytonsnonexistentneck: malignantlayton: laytonsnonexistentneck: malignantlayton: laytonsmalignantgrowth: B) DICKFUCK DROWN IN FIRE B)  I HOPE YOU DIE CHOKING ON YOUR VAGINA  
Aug 20th
18 notes
AWW YISS BODY PART PARTY
laytonsnonexistentneck: malignantlayton: laytonsmalignantgrowth: B) DICKFUCK DROWN IN FIRE B)  I HOPE YOU DIE CHOKING ON YOUR VAGINA
Aug 20th
18 notes
AWW YISS BODY PART PARTY
laytonsmalignantgrowth: B) DICKFUCK DROWN IN FIRE
Aug 20th
18 notes
4 tags
Aug 20th
2,084 notes
1 tag
Aug 3rd
565 notes
3 tags
justateenagerobot asked: Oh my gosh! You're neckless! Is it some kind of technology that makes your head stay like that? Are you a robot too?

Oh-- maybe I should have introduced myself first. Hi, I'm Jenny!
Aug 3rd
3 notes
Anonymous asked: Hey
Hey
Can I touch your lap?
Aug 3rd
3 notes
3 tags
dextersecret asked: DEXTER'S SECRET DEXTER'S SECRET DEXTER'S SECRET DEXTER'S SECRET DEXTER'S SECRET DEXTER'S SECRET DEXTER'S SECRET
Aug 3rd
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superpopo asked: ooh professor ooh
Aug 2nd
3 notes
Aug 2nd
6 notes
July 2011
21 posts
2 tags
Jul 18th
8 notes
Jul 16th
14 notes
hintcoinsandpicarats asked: Hey there Professor, find any hint coins lately?
Jul 16th
3 notes
2 tags
Jul 16th
15 notes
jovak asked: oh man its the PUDDING GUY
Jul 16th
2 tags
ishimeowru asked: but how can I swallow my neck
without my neck
hey speaking of that
how are you like. alive.
Jul 16th
7 notes
2 tags
Jul 16th
14 notes
Jul 16th
4 notes
1 tag
Jul 16th
84 notes